What I love....

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

(Source: crazycatslovers, via thephoenixfromtheriveroflife)

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via thephoenixfromtheriveroflife)

theartofoffense:

theartofoffense

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

once on a family trip to my nonna’s house my family packed up got in the car and didn’t realize i was gone until i called 10 minutes later and told them they forgot me

(via casuallysociopathic)

reveriejune:

liberalforever:

pleatedjeans:

[watch the video] based on Ze Frank’s True Facts series.

So me….sooooo me.

I think this might just be the best and truest thing I have ever seen in my entire life…

(via casuallysociopathic)

“There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga cartoons of what they think you get up to behind closed doors. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s full-on sex. Get Martin to show you some.”

Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)

image

get martin to show you some

(via highly-functioning-sociopath)

‘If I wanted to read porn, I’d borrow Martin’s laptop’

(via ihaveanarmarda)

(Source: agreyelf, via casuallysociopathic)

wsly-cn:

< I know you’re watching me > Part III

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<Part II >

(via arthurdentistry)

gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

(Source: drarna, via thetomhiddlestonpage)